Wear the royal decree.

Lord Pawsington III™ has spoken. Bold, personality-first tees — zodiac, scholar, breed pride, humor — made for humans who don’t blend in.

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54+ Tee designs

Breed-inspired for humans

5★ Etsy Rating

Find your exact vibe

Scorpio, Leo, Virgo, Aquarius and more.

Valedictorian, Future CEO, Summa energy.

Dachshund, Frenchie, Golden vibes for people.

Witty, fresh, and a little bold.

Zodiac, scholar, breed, humor — choose the collection that fits you.

Pick the size and style that’s actually yours.

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“My Zodiac tee is the best graphic tee I own. The print quality is insane.”
Jordan — Zodiac Fan

“The scholar line is so clean. I get compliments every time I wear it.”
Sam — Scholar Series Buyer

“Finally a brand with personality, not just another blank tee.”
Alex — Repeat Buyer

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Breed-specific apparel for your actual pet. Dachshund, French Bulldog, Golden Retriever and more.